Mea culpa, but it's the middle of winter in Paris when the days seem to last fifteen minutes and everyone I know is sun-and-fun deprived and slammed with work. So you do what you can, which in my case meant an impromptu decision to have a big fat burger for lunch after a morning of appointments in the 10th arrondissement. Truth be told, I'd have preferred the
Daily Syrien, for Ahmad's fabulous falafel and turnip pickles, but it was packed, so I crossed the street to
Paris New York, the latest high-concept burger joint in Paris and hoped for the best. The brief menu offered a choice of 4 differently garnished burgers made with Breton Pie Noir beef from Le Poncelet, a prestigious butcher shop, or a portobello mushroom burger; fries; cheesecake; various craft beers; wine by the glass at three different price points, the most expensive being Francis Ford Coppola Diamond Collection red and Newton Chardonnay.
Well, while I was waiting for my burger the place filled up quickly with a gaggle of twenty-somethings who spent a lot of their time poking away at their phones even if they were with friends. So my "Smoky Blue" burger came, and it was so sparsely garnished with the promised Stilton, bacon and onion confit that they didn't register on the palate. The fries were lukewarm, but pretty good. The lemonade in a Ball Jar, something I haven't seen since a meal at Mrs. Wilkes Boarding House in Savannah, Georgia twenty years ago, was more Brooklyn than Biloxi--or tart than sweet, and this was a blessing. This meal happened in twenty minutes, left me 15 Euros poorer, and the most interesting thing about it was that I had the opportunity to taste Heinz Balsamic Vinegar Ketchup, which I found surprisingly delicious--I'd assumed it was a no-interest gimmick, and also to realize that I have become hugely weary of the wave of edible Americana that just keeps washing over Paris.
Don't get me wrong. It's nice to be able to get a half-decent burger in Paris (none of the burgers in Paris are better than that), since I remember the days when the truly lousy Joe Allen and a couple of other similarly underperforming faux Yankee tables ruled the roost when it came to nostalgic eats. But the phenomenon has now gained so much self-perpetuating momentum it's becoming a serious bore. I can't help but thinking that a lot of the clever young backers of the ever-growing number of Paris burger places have realized that they can be real gold mines, since all you need are some good graphics, some better-than-average sourcing, respectable foot traffic in a neighborhood where a lot of people work in front of computer screens, and you're done, since there sure isn't any serious cooking going on in any burger shop. I mean, even a really good Croque Monsieur or Madame require more effort.
Doesn't Look Like Thailand to Me....
The same day that grumpy burger fatigue set in, Bruno galloped through the door at 8pm and wanted to eat Thai food for dinner, because a year ago we had just landed in Bangkok at the beginning of a brilliant three-week trip through Thailand, Laos and Vietnam. The fridge was bare, so I agreed to the idea of going back to a local Thai table where we'd had dinner with four other friends right before Christmas. Despite the fact that an oceanic amount of Domaine d'Uby Colombard-Ugni, a frisky little white at a too friendly 18 Euros a bottle, had been consumed, I had a vague memory--this meal was more about the conversation than the food, of having been surprised by better-than-average eats. I'd also been hugely amused to find myself in a Bobo petting zoo of a restaurant almost without equal in Paris. But would the charm hold a second time?

Alas, what followed was a depressingly mediocre meal that made me nearly weepy for REAL Thai food. The green papaya (which was tasteless and soggy, like some kind of food-service-industry pre-prepped product) salad with shrimp (frozen, tasteless, flacid) was seriously underseasoned and the only possible interest of this dish were the freshly roasted peanuts. Vegetable samosas and shrimp ravioli tasted like deep fried paper towels, and the two curries were ordered were made from the same mother sauce, with a good dose of chili oil making mine the three-alarm hot indicated on the menu.
Looking around, I honestly wondered what people were doing here, and then I kind of got it. This is a restaurant that you come to in Ouija Board hommage to that so-long-ago happy-go-lucky back-packing trip during which you let someone give you dread locks on the beach, smoked so much dope one night that you actually ended up having a good snog with the handsome but impossibly poseur Australian surf dude you'd taken an instant dislike to as the caps were being clicked off the first bottles of Tiger beer at the sundown beach party, slept with someone who's name you don't remember today, and picked up a minor social ailment that was the source of excruciating embarrassment when you went to the doctor after getting home to Paris. That was then, and now you're a PR associate, or an assistant editor, or a stylist, or a real-estate agent, and you like coming here because even though this place has absolutely nothing to do with those lost weeks on Kho Cuckoo, it at least reminds you that you were once someone else. Maybe because Bruno has only been to Thailand with me, he disliked this noisy place with slap-dash and off-handed service so much that he told me he'd wait in the street outside while I paid the infuriatingly expensive bill. Khaosan Road is a textbook example of everything that can go wrong with a popular restaurant in a well-heeled Bobo neighborhood in Paris.
So this week wasn't bringing great joy until I went to dinner at
Verjus, American-in-Paris chef Braden Perkin's place in the Palais Royal. Here Bruno and I joined a bunch of old and new friends for a tasting meal in the new and really great looking indigo-painted private dining room Perkins and partner Laura Adrian, Paris's most charming bar keep, have created on the third floor of their space between the rue Richelieu and the Palais Royal. As soon as I went upstairs and saw this room--and I'm sorry, no photo, but it was so dimly lit that my iPhone, which was all I had on me, was useless, I was delighted, because it can seat 12 at a pinch and so becomes my perfect recommendation for anyone who wants a private space in Paris. I was also happy, because I've always liked Braden's cooking, but in my antic effort to keep up with the new, new, new I hadn't been here in a year.
So we ate, and it was fascinating to see how Perkins' style has become quieter, subtler--well, more French, since he first opened. To be sure, each tasting plate is as intricately and logically constructed as a Swiss watch, and most of them induce real pleasure in anyone who was willng to accord them a more than a few very necessary moments of meditation. But even though Braden still looks like an endearing Grant Wood subject circa 2013, a certain sophistication has set in, and this is a good thing. He hasn't lost the wiry winsomeness he brought with him in his back pocket when he first showed in Paris after cooking in Seattle, but he's learned a lot. The thing is, though, most of what he's learned, he's intuited from the spectularly good French produce he works with--like any seriously good chef, his produce cues him. And in this case, the cue was to turn the flavor spectrums down a few notches so that we could relish the perfect freshness and natural tastes of his produce.
After an amuse bouche of citrus-cured trout with smoked fingerling potatoes and trout roe, we had a superb little clam chowder made with Portuguese cherry stone clams, celery root, thyme oil, wild thyme, lovage, homemade harissa and a crumbly garlic crouton. This was a beautiful little miniature that created a tiny universe of ricocheting tastes which made me think of minnows left behind in a tidal pond. Then a gorgeous slow-cooked egg yolk under a tiny thatch of frisee on a bed of soft polenta with salsify, sweet onions, baby leeks, pumperknickel crumbs and finely chopped kimchi.

Duck breast with winter sauerkraut, orange, rye, and smoked celery root skin--Braden likes smoke, and so do I--came with a brilliant side of baby spinach leaves, hazelnuts, pickled grapes, crimini mushrooms and frozen foie gras shavings that lasted seconds before they dissolved into the leaves while remaining the base note flavor of this terrific little dish.
Braden's gifted Korean pastry chef Cassandra offered up three desserts, and if all of them were impeccably conceived and executed, the one I liked best was the walnut tart with bergamot jam. All told, this was a fascinating meal, because it highlighted the ways in which a talented and ambitious young American's cooking has become more gastronomically elegant--bien sur, we're talking casual elegance here, the longer he lives in Paris.
Daily Syrien, 55 rue du Faubourg-Saint-Denis, 10th, Tel 09-54-11-75-35. Metro: Strasbourg-Saint-Denis, Bonne Nouvelle or Château d'Eau. Open daily. Average 12 Euros.
Khaosan Road, 52 rue Condorcet, 9th, Tel. 01-49-70-07-06, Metro: Anvers, Cadet, Saint Georges. www.khaosan.fr Closed Sunday. Average 35 Euros.
Paris New York, 50 rue du Faubourg-Saint-Denis, 10th, Tel. 01 47 70 15 24 Metro: Strasbourg-Saint-Denis, Bonne Nouvelle or Château d'Eau.
Verjus, 52 rue Richelieu, 1st, Tel. 01-42-97-54-40. Metro: Palais-Royal Musee du Louvre or Pyramide. Dinner only. Closed Saturday, Sunday. Prix-fixe 60 Euros.